Night behind the wall.

[[Deva, would you? ]]

Young kid was tapping his foot at the floor. How long was those gyus going to make him wait? Place wasn’t clean, either big or popular, but it was littlebit cosy for Vipère, who always was attaracted into places like this. Not too much people, not too much noise, and if you wanted to warm up or something, only thing you have to do was to walk couple meters, open the door and go in. Right now he was outside, in the corner, next to the shadows. He was kinda hiding for police, who were spazzes polices in the whole London. Once they spot him, they start to ask foolish questions, like: “Aren’t you suppose to be in bed this time”, or “ It’s not safe in here outside this time at the evening, did you know?”. Vipère didn’t like them, and that’s why he was hiding, long away from the road. He was getting impatient, what equal in to a spite, and after that, violence.
“Come on alredy, or I’ll cancel the deal...”, he muttered to himself. Waiting wasn't his strongest virtue, not now or later. Would you be patient, if you had to sleep all the days?

#Anytime, baby!#

Vexus was in happy mood. Though this was hardly worth mentioning, since happy mood was the normal mode for Vexus. And what was he doing alone on the streets at this hour? Well, he was just coming back from a customer, who had wanted to spend an evening with him, but not the night. Besides, Vexus loved the night time. Ofcourse he was his happy self at the daytime too, but every single hour after sunset was a new reason to celebrate for him.
As for why was he headed towards the motel, even the joker himself didn't know. He just walked randomly to some direction, and this time it happened to be towards the motel. These after sunset hours were a good time to find someone to annoy, because Vexus didn't really have a place to stay anyway. Tonight Vexus was wearing tight latex pants and knee-high boots to go with them. As for the top half he had a red jacket which was both open and too short, so it didn't really cover anything expect his arms and half of his back. Vexus hummed some overly cheery tone as he went on. It would sound too cool to say that he was lurking in the shadows, his style of moving was closer to bouncing around.
After a while Vexus saw someone, and stopped instantly. Someone in the corner. Someone who either was a little paranoid or just looked like it. Vexus didn't care which way around it was, he had just decided that this poor soul was his target for tonight.
The joker sneaked in the shadows with a devious smile on his tattooed face. After getting as close as he could without noticing (which was about three metres, since it was dark and Vexus really knew how to sneak) he shouted cheerfully:
"Heeeelllo! A wonderful night isn't it?"

Vipère wasn’t really aware about ’sneak’ attack behind. His attention was at the road, an possible distractions in there.
"Heeeelllo! A wonderful night isn't it?"
At that moment, Vipère took his knife out of its secret pocket, to throw it. That was only reaction, way to hide the fackt, taht he was shocked. He stoped his attack when he saw, who was responsible about this. And Vipère thought he was funny looking.
“Why in the heavens name you sneaked up on me like that?”, he asked, keeping his voice really low. Just because somebody purplehaired howler monkey came to mix his meeting up, he wasn’t going to be caught. He was alredy frustrated, and now this.
“I’m not at the paly mood right now, so go away to talk whit you unicorn friends or something, imp.”, Vipère said, pointing at this guys very unice look.

It wasn't shocking in any way that Vipére's first instinct was to throw something sharp at Vexus, because that's how people usually react when they see him, unless they are planning to buy his services. In fact Vexus surprised that he didn't actually throw it. Boring to him, since he trusted on his ability to evade the attack, and now he missed a change to play. At least that's how he looked at situations like this; it seems that he had somehow forgotten that knives can actually hit someone, and even be lethal. The joker was still grinning like a maniac, and actually took a step closer to this stranger. Vexus shrugged indifferently to the question.
"That's how I like to do it. Just walking at you and saying "How do you do" would be boring as hell."
Vexus didn't keep his voice low. Afterall he trusted on the fact that if someone tried to attack or arrest him, he would be able to get away with it, thanks to his ability to come and go faster than so many others.
When Vipére pointed out that he wanted Vexus gone as soon as possible, the joker pouted.
"Awwwn, you don't want to play with me? You should, playing with me is so much fun!"
Vexus poked Vipére with his elbow and gave him a flirtatious wink. If someone asked from Vexus, it was never a bad idea to try to hit on someone. Though he often pissed people off, because he didn't bother to ask if the other was even that way interested in men at all. Ofcourse this way he found it out quite fast.

"That's how I like to do it. Just walking at you and saying "How do you do" would be boring as hell."
"That would be lot safer...", Vipère muttered to himself. First opinion of that gyu was 'If I kill him now, I'm doing a big favor to the whole world.'. But Vipère didn't do that. Too risky right now, he wouldnt be ble to hide the body anywhere near. So better just to wait till that imp just go back where he came.
"Awwwn, you don't want to play with me? You should, playing with me is so much fun!"
Vipère put his other hand in his forehead, trying get sense about his new 'friend'. This was getting too much for poor Vipère...
"I don't play games, and I'm not going to start either.", he replied, and took two steps back from that weirdo. He didn't like this at all.
"I'm having a meeting soon, so just go away. No one is going to take me seriosly if you jump around me at the same time."
Well, that wasn't really true. He was going to go anyway in two minutes away. Now he just cursed himself, because he didn't go earlyer.

#I'm terribly sorry for being absent for so long!#

Vexus stared at Vipére for a second like the guy had just grown an extra head or something, and then the joker started to laugh like a maniac. After a while he got himself in control again and wiped his eyes, still grinning like a complete nutjob.
"Safer? Wow, you really are in a wrong place at the wrong time, and amazingly boring if you think that keeping your voice low or mouth shut is the only way to avoid trouble here!"
Vexus still laughed at the pure idea of it. Or rather he giggled like a teenage girl to the idea. Vexus took the whole meeting and this new guy even less seriously when Vipére pointed out, that no one will take him seriously if Vexus was bouncing around. The joker rolled his eyes at Vipére. Yeah, he had heard this one a quite many times, but never from someone like this guy. Jeez.
"Now you truly, seriously have to be kidding."
Vexus took a step closer to Vipére again, and now he wasn't grinning anymore. It was all an act though, Vexus was having a blast with this new friend of his, who was desperately trying to hang on his 'coolness'.
"I mean congtatu-fucking-lations if anyone takes you seriously at anytime, anywhere and with any company at all, when you look like that."
Vexus pointed shamelessly at Vipére's hair with a raised eyebrow. He really didn't think that someone would go out looking like that, and then try to act all serious. It's true that Vexus had a did have a rather personal haircut himself, but atleast he didn't try to be all 'Fear me, I'm a killer'. Besides the joker was quite sure, that many people actually thought that his hair was cool.

[[No prob ^^ ]]

"I'm not trying to avoid trouble, I'm trying to avoid you.", Vipère said almost growling. Man, what was wrng whit that guy, has somebody hit his head on wall too many times or something? Vipère rolled his eyes, when purplehair started to giggle. Giggle!
"I'm always serious.", kid pointed out whit neutral voice. Yea, he was always serious, or then neutral. Smiling kindly was not him, it was for whimps like Kara.
Allright, now the guy got him mad.
"You got an problem whit my looks or something?", he replied, and looked like he could rip of this new companions head of at any second now. But that was not wise, and he tooked deeb breath.
"Okey, that's it, I'm outa here.", he said, turned around and started to walk at the motels door. Easyest way of gettin rid of that kid, just go to rent a room, and sleep the rest of a night over there, and try to froget that kid. Freak...